Was halfway posting when I was called to attend to the little
boy on the throne & mama has to sneak out to buy groceries. In
the end, didnt manage to con the little boy too much and mama has
to drive back to pick up little boy & me to the grocery
store.
2 adults needed for 1 little boy strategy.
Soo....we went grocery shopping while papa stays home, tries to
coax little gal to eat and then he will bathe her while we are out.
(Parents! They are the ultimate people to have around. Makes you
realise that work is nothing compare to parenting!)
Came home, brings in grocery, potters in the kitchen a bit, pokes
around the hidden alcohol compartment and found some old opened
alcohol.
Took the 1/2 bottle of Seaint Brendan's Superior Irish Cream
Liqueur (Made with aged Irish Whiskey; Produce of Ireland) into my
room.
Went in search of a whiskey glass and even found some donkey years
unused ice in the fridge.
Go back to room.
Pour out full whiskey glass of Irish cream liqueur onto ice. The
liqueur is soooooooo thick it was so slow to pour!
Went for a shower. And heres where it got gross. I was reaching
high up for my toothbrush, and when ready to smear on the Colgate
Toothpaste.
Found a strand of pubic hair intwined into my toothbrush.
(One, I dont have curly hair; I dont have pubic hair or underarm
hair; I shave. And dont have CURLY HAIR ON TOP.
Two, that hair was seriously intwined into my toothbrush bristles,
not like it was dropped on or that the bristle picked up that
hair.
Three, I have been using that bathroom for 1 week now, any
pre-existent previous users pubic hair would have been down the
drain and decomposing right now.
Four, there was the mexican cleaner lady and her younger by half
her age boyfriend in this house while me, sis & kids runs off
to Chucke Cheese to escape the cleaning vapours.
Five, earlier choya wine has not intoxicate me as yet, and I have
not touched my Irish Cream Liqueur.)
Well, I complete my shower, came out, wrapped in towel and found my
sister in the kitchen. Explained what I found and she will try to
find me a new toothbrush.
And oh, my brother in law got me a new prepaid sim card. I can now
be contacted via: 1949 742 1899. You guys need to add another 1 in
front for country code.
I am so gross outright now. Just savouring that ultra thicken Irish
Cream Liqueur and planning to diminish their supply of alcohol by
the time I leave.
Got a really big bottle of Kuala, Bacadi & someting else. Will
junk out their mixes cos they are definitely opened for too
long...
Cheers Folks!
